dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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