"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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