My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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