Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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