she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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