it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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