Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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