i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
