Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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