I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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