I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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