Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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