In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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