You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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