Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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