Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
