Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
