Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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