I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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