Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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