Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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