I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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