in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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