So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
