My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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