just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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