its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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