im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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