am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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