my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
we made out on top of his cat.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
