i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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