Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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