@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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