dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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