i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My ass is underappreciated
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
