super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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