She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just had sex on a roof
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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