At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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