if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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