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(248): View more from Michigan

They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.

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(206): View more from Washington

I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub

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(714): View more from California

Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.

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(614): View more from Ohio

making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy

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(614): View more from Ohio

You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.

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(845): View more from New York

He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight

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(801): View more from Utah

Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock

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