Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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