you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think my moral compass just broke
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