Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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