Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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