Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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