I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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