what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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