I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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