1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
