Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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