Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I am naked and annoyed.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
