Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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