please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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