margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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