what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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