Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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