We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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